You’ve heard of bad drivers. But how about a 10-year-old English Mastiff taking the wheel?
In one of the most bizarre (and hilarious) golf-adjacent moments in recent memory, security footage out of Manitoba, Canada, captured a massive dog named Titan accidentally driving his family’s golf cart into their parked truck — and then strolling away like he’d just finished a round at Augusta.
It’s the kind of thing you have to watch three times just to believe it really happened.
He Just Wanted Shelter — Not a Joyride
Titan’s day started rough. After an unfortunate run-in with a skunk, he’d been kicked off his usual deck cushion — something any big dog with pride would take personally. Then the rain hit. So Titan did what any banished, soggy giant would do: he climbed into the golf cart for shelter.
The only problem? The cart hadn’t been properly turned off.
“He got on it but he’s too big,” said owner Mallory Kmet. “So he’s moving around and he sat on the gas pedal and it took off and hit my truck”.
Security footage shows the cart making an eerily smooth U-turn before slamming into the side of the family’s black pickup. Titan, true to form, just hops off and walks away like nothing happened.
No panic. No apology. Just a ‘not my problem’ strut that only a 150-pound Mastiff could pull off.
“We Thought It Was the Kids” — A Classic Family Twist
When the Kmet family got home and saw the truck damage, they did what most parents would do: immediately blamed the kids. Their TikTok post — which racked up over 3.7 million views — reads like a sitcom setup: “When the kids all deny crashing the new car. Good job we’ve got CCTV”.
But after reviewing the footage, the truth came out. It wasn’t the teenagers. It wasn’t the neighbor. It wasn’t even the mailman.
It was Titan. Red-pawed and caught in 1080p.
Social media went wild. “I would’ve blamed my husband, my neighbor and my pastor before ever thinking it was the dog,” one viewer wrote.
The Aftermath: Minor Damage, Major Laughs
Thankfully, no one — including Titan — was hurt. The truck had some repairable dents, and a plastic kiddie pool took the brunt of the damage. As for Titan? Still obsessed with golf carts.
“He still wants to go for rides,” Kmet said. “You’ll still catch him sitting in the golf cart. That’s one of his favorite things to do”.
The story’s not just a viral laugh — it’s become a mini-legend. News outlets from Canada to the U.S. and U.K. picked it up, and jokes about insurance claims for “acts of dog” lit up Reddit. One commenter nailed the absurdity: “Walks off like ‘that looks like a human problem, not mine.’”
“He got on it but he’s too big. So he’s moving around and he sat on the gas pedal and it took off and hit my truck.”
— Mallory Kmet, Titan’s owner
A Moment of Internet Gold
The Titan incident checks every box for viral success:
✅ Security cam footage
✅ Harmless chaos
✅ A dog acting like a chill getaway driver
And more than anything, it reminded us that sometimes the most ridiculous stories come from the quietest corners of the world. One minute you’re fighting a skunk stink, and the next you’re a global meme.
Titan’s joyride might be over, but his legend? That’s still rolling.
