📌 Be Honest, Golf Runs Your Life
Some people play golf… and then there are people who LIVE golf.
• You think about your swing before you fall asleep.
• You check the weather only to see if it’s golfable.
• You have at least five “one last round before I quit” moments per year.
If any of this sounds familiar, congratulations—you’re a full-blown golf addict.
Here are 10 undeniable signs you’re completely obsessed with golf—how many are you guilty of?
⛳ 1. You Constantly Rewatch Your Own Swing Videos
You set up your phone on the range, take some swings, and record…
…then spend hours watching them in slow motion, thinking:
✔ “Am I shallowing the club properly?”
✔ “Do I look like Rory McIlroy yet?”
✔ “Why does my swing look NOTHING like it feels?”
🚨 Warning: You may also have a secret folder of saved swings from pros for “inspiration.”
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because 99% of golfers can’t self-diagnose their own swing anyway—but we still try.
🏌️ 2. You Make a Golf Swing with Anything in Your Hand
A broom? A golf swing.
A kitchen spatula? A golf swing.
A random umbrella? A golf swing.
You’ve even shadow-swung an imaginary club while standing in line at the grocery store.
🚨 Bonus Points: If you’ve ever used a TV remote as a putter.
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because you can’t stop thinking about your golf game—even when you’re nowhere near a course.
🎯 3. You Secretly Judge Your Friends’ Swings
You don’t say it out loud (because you’re a good person), but every time your buddy takes a swing, you think:
✔ “Wow, that backswing is way too long.”
✔ “How does he even make contact with that grip?”
✔ “That slice isn’t getting fixed anytime soon.”
🚨 Warning: If you’ve ever considered giving unsolicited swing advice, you might be too far gone.
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because you’re not a PGA coach—but you think like one.
🤯 4. Your Weather App Is Basically Just for Golf
Rain this weekend? Devastating.
Windy on Thursday? That’s gonna be a nightmare for my fade.
Sunny on Monday? Maybe I should call in sick…
🚨 Even Worse: If you check the forecast before asking your partner if you’re free this weekend.
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because normal people check the weather for things OTHER than golf.
🔥 5. You’ve Thought About Quitting Golf… But Never Do
You’ve had enough.
• Your swing feels broken.
• You’ve three-putted four times today.
• Golf isn’t even fun anymore.
So, you rage-quit the sport.
🚨 But the very next day: You see a golf video on Instagram, and suddenly you’re like:
“Maybe I just need to change my grip…”
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because you KNOW you’re never actually quitting.
🤣 6. You Have a Favorite Golf Ball Brand (and Act Like It Matters)
You swear by one golf ball, and nothing will change your mind.
✔ Titleist Pro V1s = “The only ball for serious players.”
✔ Callaway Chrome Soft = “I just like the feel.”
✔ Srixon Z-Star = “Same as Pro V1s, but cheaper!”
🚨 Even Worse: If someone gives you a free sleeve of a different ball, and you say, “Thanks, but I don’t play those.”
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because most mid-handicappers can’t even tell the difference.
💨 7. You Constantly Daydream About Golf (At Work, At Home, Everywhere)
You’re supposed to be writing an email—but instead, you’re:
✔ Watching golf highlights on YouTube.
✔ Googling “best golf drills for consistency.”
✔ Checking tee times for this weekend.
🚨 Bonus Points: If you’ve ever mentally replayed an entire round when you were supposed to be focusing on something else.
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because you’ve spent more time thinking about golf than actually playing it.
🤔 8. You Constantly Think About Buying New Clubs (Even When You Don’t Need Them)
✔ You just bought a new driver… and are already thinking about the next one.
✔ You know every club release date before they’re even announced.
✔ You’ve convinced yourself new irons will drop your handicap by five strokes.
🚨 Even Worse: If you’ve bought a new club just because it looked cool.
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because it’s NEVER the club’s fault—but you still believe it is.
💥 9. You Plan Vacations Around Golf (And Try to Sneak in Extra Rounds)
✔ Family trip to Florida? Might as well squeeze in a round at TPC Sawgrass.
✔ Work trip near a golf resort? Gotta check out their signature course.
✔ Destination wedding? Wait… is there a course nearby?
🚨 Bonus Points: If you’ve ever told your partner, “I’ll only be gone for a quick nine.” (You won’t be.)
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because vacations are “vacations” in your head—but they’re actually golf trips.
🏆 10. You Constantly Say “Just One More Round”
You told yourself: This is the last round of the season.
But then…
• The weather stays nice.
• Your buddies invite you out.
• You just can’t resist.
So you play one more round… then another… then another.
🚨 Even Worse: If you’ve ever said “Just one more hole” and played 18 more.
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because golf will always pull you back in.
📢 Be Honest… How Many of These Are You Guilty Of?
Let’s be real—if you’re reading this, you’re 100% addicted to golf.
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