đź“Ś Be Honest, Golf Runs Your Life
Some people play golf… and then there are people who LIVE golf.
• You think about your swing before you fall asleep.
• You check the weather only to see if it’s golfable.
• You have at least five “one last round before I quit” moments per year.
If any of this sounds familiar, congratulations—you’re a full-blown golf addict.
Here are 10 undeniable signs you’re completely obsessed with golf—how many are you guilty of?
⛳ 1. You Constantly Rewatch Your Own Swing Videos
You set up your phone on the range, take some swings, and record…
…then spend hours watching them in slow motion, thinking:
✔ “Am I shallowing the club properly?”
✔ “Do I look like Rory McIlroy yet?”
✔ “Why does my swing look NOTHING like it feels?”
🚨 Warning: You may also have a secret folder of saved swings from pros for “inspiration.”
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because 99% of golfers can’t self-diagnose their own swing anyway—but we still try.
🏌️ 2. You Make a Golf Swing with Anything in Your Hand
A broom? A golf swing.
A kitchen spatula? A golf swing.
A random umbrella? A golf swing.
You’ve even shadow-swung an imaginary club while standing in line at the grocery store.
🚨 Bonus Points: If you’ve ever used a TV remote as a putter.
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because you can’t stop thinking about your golf game—even when you’re nowhere near a course.
🎯 3. You Secretly Judge Your Friends’ Swings
You don’t say it out loud (because you’re a good person), but every time your buddy takes a swing, you think:
✔ “Wow, that backswing is way too long.”
✔ “How does he even make contact with that grip?”
✔ “That slice isn’t getting fixed anytime soon.”
🚨 Warning: If you’ve ever considered giving unsolicited swing advice, you might be too far gone.
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because you’re not a PGA coach—but you think like one.
🤯 4. Your Weather App Is Basically Just for Golf
Rain this weekend? Devastating.
Windy on Thursday? That’s gonna be a nightmare for my fade.
Sunny on Monday? Maybe I should call in sick…
🚨 Even Worse: If you check the forecast before asking your partner if you’re free this weekend.
âś… Why This Is a Problem: Because normal people check the weather for things OTHER than golf.
🔥 5. You’ve Thought About Quitting Golf… But Never Do
You’ve had enough.
• Your swing feels broken.
• You’ve three-putted four times today.
• Golf isn’t even fun anymore.
So, you rage-quit the sport.
🚨 But the very next day: You see a golf video on Instagram, and suddenly you’re like:
“Maybe I just need to change my grip…”
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because you KNOW you’re never actually quitting.
🤣 6. You Have a Favorite Golf Ball Brand (and Act Like It Matters)
You swear by one golf ball, and nothing will change your mind.
✔ Titleist Pro V1s = “The only ball for serious players.”
✔ Callaway Chrome Soft = “I just like the feel.”
✔ Srixon Z-Star = “Same as Pro V1s, but cheaper!”
🚨 Even Worse: If someone gives you a free sleeve of a different ball, and you say, “Thanks, but I don’t play those.”
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because most mid-handicappers can’t even tell the difference.
đź’¨ 7. You Constantly Daydream About Golf (At Work, At Home, Everywhere)
You’re supposed to be writing an email—but instead, you’re:
âś” Watching golf highlights on YouTube.
✔ Googling “best golf drills for consistency.”
âś” Checking tee times for this weekend.
🚨 Bonus Points: If you’ve ever mentally replayed an entire round when you were supposed to be focusing on something else.
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because you’ve spent more time thinking about golf than actually playing it.
🤔 8. You Constantly Think About Buying New Clubs (Even When You Don’t Need Them)
✔ You just bought a new driver… and are already thinking about the next one.
✔ You know every club release date before they’re even announced.
✔ You’ve convinced yourself new irons will drop your handicap by five strokes.
🚨 Even Worse: If you’ve bought a new club just because it looked cool.
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because it’s NEVER the club’s fault—but you still believe it is.
đź’Ą 9. You Plan Vacations Around Golf (And Try to Sneak in Extra Rounds)
âś” Family trip to Florida? Might as well squeeze in a round at TPC Sawgrass.
âś” Work trip near a golf resort? Gotta check out their signature course.
✔ Destination wedding? Wait… is there a course nearby?
🚨 Bonus Points: If you’ve ever told your partner, “I’ll only be gone for a quick nine.” (You won’t be.)
✅ Why This Is a Problem: Because vacations are “vacations” in your head—but they’re actually golf trips.
🏆 10. You Constantly Say “Just One More Round”
You told yourself: This is the last round of the season.
But then…
• The weather stays nice.
• Your buddies invite you out.
• You just can’t resist.
So you play one more round… then another… then another.
🚨 Even Worse: If you’ve ever said “Just one more hole” and played 18 more.
âś… Why This Is a Problem: Because golf will always pull you back in.
📢 Be Honest… How Many of These Are You Guilty Of?
Let’s be real—if you’re reading this, you’re 100% addicted to golf.
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